Old people are so funny

While shopping with Zoe today, she started making peeps and squeaks. And elderly woman said, "Oh, I know that sound. That's a new one." I acknowledged her and adjusted Zoe's carrier in the cart. As we passed by, the woman craned for a look and said, "Oh, that's not a real baby." Huh? I said, "Oh, she's real. Trust me." And kept walking, 'cause really, what the hell.

Finally!

I finally took pictures of our house now that we're all moved in. The after shots follow the befores.

Snippets of Newborn Rearing

• If you want to see some very focused, wide eyeballs, have your toddler come upon you pumping. Said toddler may later say she's so proud of you making more milk.
  

• TMI Alert: Postpartum recovery involved feminine sanitary products. When seen putting these in your underwear, your toddler may say, "Sorry you hurt your underpants." Not a time to try to explain, just say 'thanks' while stifling your giggle.

• You'll be certain your newborn's nasal passages drain into her mouth when she is nursing and milk is running out of her nostril, dripping all over you. Also when spit-up becomes nose-up.

Zoe Elise

Zoe Elise, born July 28, 9:34am. Just a smidget at 6 pounds, 10 ounces and 20.25 inches. Here are some early photos. We'll be adding to the set for sure!