Being Amelia's mom
Today at the fire house, for the field trip:
Fireman, after the puppet show about fire safety, "I bet you all have smoke alarms in your house."
AC, "I don't!"
Fireman, "You don't? Really?"
AC, "Well, we do, but they're covered with bugs."
Fireman, laughing, pointing to me, palm to forehead, "I bet that's your mom."