Good show

Thanks to all who commented on the previous post. It's safe to say I know some freaks.

Here's an exchange between me and my favorite freak that happened today:

I'd written an email with a bunch of smilies. He asked what that was.

Me: That was levity.
Him: I thought that was what makes bread rise.
Me: Doh!
Him: yeah. That stuff. Turns into bread when you bake it and use a levity agent.
Me: I cannot believe I just handed that to you, right on a silver platter. Yes, that thing upon which the aforementioned bread may be served. Got it.