How we roll
"Do me a favor and get the pooper scooper and pick up that dead bird. I'm going to mow the lawn when I get back."
"Ewww."
"Fine. If you're gonna grouse about it, I'll pick it up myself."
"I don't think it's a grouse."
"What?"
"I think it's a blackbird."
"I can't believe I walked into that."
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"That's why you wanted to have a baby."
"What?"
"So you could pull your boob out in public."
"Like I need a baby for that."
There are other reasons?
ReplyDeleteCopper kist has obviously not been out with you on the prowl before. You have beautiful breasts and I think you should flash them more often. Why don't you post a picture of them on your blog and charge to see? That way they can have dual uses!
ReplyDeleteyou crazy kids, you!
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