Press Release
Ridgecrest, CA:
A coalition of Brandonia (The Fatherland) and Rebeccaslavia (The Motherland) announce the granting of Most Favored Daughter status to Amelia Charlotte. This decision follows Amelia Charlotte's recent move to cease her occupation of The Fatherland and The Motherland's capitol, MasterBedroom City. Amelia Charlotte has declared Nurserytopia as base of operations for periods of eight to nine hours per day. These hours typically occur overnight. The international community applauds this development as it expected to signal a shift toward normalized relations between The Fatherland and The Motherland. Additionally, it is anticipated the general health and well-being of all residents will improve with this sea change in the local environment.
Hip Hip Hoorah!
ReplyDeleteA collective sigh has been emitted from all civilized lands around the world !
ReplyDeleteMaster Bedroom City was under siege today from an insurgent uprising led by Uhliwanti Ishuurbooti. When initial reports first came in the damage was reported minor. Representatives from the Ministry of Social wellbeing have stated great strides were made in joining the two parenting factions. Ishuurbooti was seen running from room to room carrying what can only be described as unconventional Improvised devices.
ReplyDeleteAll media access has been revoked as the city is under a full light's out lockdown for the forseeable future.
Reported by: Bowchicca BowBow with local reporting from Hughs Yerdaddy.