Must've been the sand

Brandon cracked a tooth while eating an English muffin. If he wants to come home early, I don't think that'll do it. Anyway, the dental office was closed yesterday when he did it, so he went today and got a filling. He'll need a crown when he gets back. Hopefully the filling will hold and he won't be facing a root canal.

He had an interesting exchange with someone yesterday when he attempted to get assistance with something else.

Them: "uh..there's no one here to process that right now. Can you come
back later today?"
Me: "You have got be kidding me. Where are they?"
Them: "It's their day off"

Blink. Blink. What?